[How we’ll miss]Dear dear dear old friend Gordon Brown the master of screwing the electorate. So now we have the man who, in no particular order of ahem merit: a) sold UK gold reserves off at rock bottom prices b) voted FOR Iraq II c) failed to provide finances for suitable equipment for the armed forces d) saved the world e) cut the 10p tax rate but ahem failed to tell anyone f) who introduced P.F.I. to the world g) saved the union h) represents his constituency by flying around the world rather than attending his place of work i) undoubtedly supports Trident j) bought Special Forces Chinook helicopters WITHOUT the necessary software k) ordered TWO aircraft carriers in a contract whereby it was cheaper to keep the order for two rather than cancel one l) knew ahem nothing about the radiation lying on Dalgety Beach HIS constituency until after he lost the 2010 election m) carries an outright hatred of the S.N.P. n) thinks it alright to call members of the public racists o) agrees with Nick p) thinks it ahem acceptable to give survivors of the WW II Arctic Convoys a cough pin badge rather than an actual medal q) gave pensioners a 75 pence rise in their pension